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I have a lot of nostalgia for comics of 1980’s, particularly the 1980’s post-Crisis DC Universe, a time where everything was new again, where the rules weren’t yet defined and anything could happen. The 1980’s also brought us the “Event Comic” building the idea of team-ups but on a mass scale to tackle one massive problem. Secret Wars was the first big “Event Comic”, although self-contained, and it was Crisis on Infinite Earths which we have to thank/blame for the “Epic Crossover” which have pretty much been inescapable since 1985. Every company that’s done superheroes in the past 20 years has done them… from Milestone to Valiant to Wildstorm to Continuity, they’re inescapable. Though each one of them promises some “earth shaking” or “ground breaking” or “internet cracking-in-halfing” changes to their universe, but rarely do they deliver anything of lasting value (sub-plots and spin-offs tend to last a few years at most before they too disappear or return to status-quo). These days, once you get through all the hype, most Epic Crossovers aren’t doing much other than baiting the fans into buying more comics. That hint of cynicism you read there is as a result of what they call “Event Fatigue”. After almost 25 years of these epic smash-’em-ups, they’ve lost purpose, meaning, distinction and individuality, they’ve started to blur together into a mass of crises that, in their center have very little heart.
Obviously, things weren’t always this way. In the mid-to-late ’80’s these events were intriguing, fresh, and exciting, especially for DC. Over their then-50-year publishing history, DC had amassed numerous characters from different eras and different publishers, each inhabiting a separate “Earth”, and post-Crisis most were reborn on one sole Earth. Now, not only were there ongoing stories to be told but also stories of the past to be revised, revised, retconned, what have you. For the first time all of DC’s pantheon could meet with one another without having to detail “dimensional rifts” or explain away the hows of the meet-ups, instead focusing on the whys. After Crisis, they had a success in Legends which launched a new Flash title, Giffen’s Justice League and the Suicide Squad amongst it’s notable accomplishments. DC wanted to make these events an annual tradition, and they wanted to go bigger the following year, to weave together their new universe even more tightly, so what they delivered was a 45-part, 8-week crossover bridging together 21 different ongoing series with an 8-part mini-series. It was an incredible endeavor, still unsurpassed even by the likes of Infinite Crisis or 52, but the annals of time have rendered it’s an abysmal failure (surpassed only by, presumably, Countdown) for one main reason: it’s bloody boring.
20 years on and most DC fans from that time (which, were I a cynic, I’d say still comprise the bulk of DC’s loyal fanbase today) will recall Millennium as an atrocity, which, if it had one blessing, was over and done with in a two month span. Quickly overshadowed the following year by the tremendous Invasion (which DC is publishing a collected edition of within the next month), Millennium sprang forth from the Green Lantern Corps series, at the time operating on their own volition, as their Oan overseers had paired off and departed with their female opposites, the Zamarons, “to do it”, as Millennium’s first issue so eloquently puts it. One pair has returned to Earth, to the Green Lantern’s Earth-based citadel/spa-and-resort, to request the help of the Earth-based heroes. The dawn of man’s new evolution is upon them, their destiny must be thrust forth, and the Oan and Zamaron are going to be the ones to do it (heh). Contacting 10 humans from around the globe, the pair give them a choice to join them and evolve. The most interesting element of the series is the people that are selected as “The Chosen”: an Australian Aboriginal; a Jamaican transplant to “fascist England”(!?); a South African politician and bigot; a Communist Chinese party member; a man from Communist Russia; a South American homosexual (though he’s never OUTRIGHT identified as such, it’s fairly obvious); a Japanese businessman; Hal Jordan’s Eskimo ex-sidekick, Thomas “Pieface” Kalmaku; and the Floronic Man (a last minute sub for Terra). Unfortunately, little of the era-specific hot-button issues percolating underneath Gerber’s character selection were dealt with in the series outside of anything but superficial terms, and there would have been plenty of meat to pursue had he been free to.
Instead, the series focuses more upon the Manhunters, robotic policemen that were predecessors to the Green Lantern Corps. They’ve since become a cult of some kind, determined to stop man’s evolution, and thus conveniently surfacing to stop the Guardians of the Universe’s plan. The trick is that the Manhunters have stolen the secrets of the DC Universe (don’t ask) and know its entire history, and in preparation have seeded the earth with sleeper agents, one conveniently placed in the life of each of the superheroes with ongoing titles at the time. Lana Lang, the Greek God Pan, Wally West’s dad, amongst others, surface to vex the heroes, but naturally each threats is overcome and the heroes move on to either blow up the Manhunter’s home planet or destroy their secret base in the core of the earth.
The Chosen, meanwhile, are trained by the Oan and Zamaronian, readied to receive their new abilities. Their training, most taking place in the fifth chapter, consists of horrible, plodding, new-age mumbo jumbo masquerading as some kind of philosophical doctrine. It’s an inane and nonsensical (especially when given in the context of the series) philosophy centering around the power of the numbers one through ten, but given the group’s constantly fluctuating size (as people are killed or decide not to join or are substituted for at the last minute, truly diminishing the whole “Chosen” bit), it doesn’t hold water. The end result finds the Chosen renamed “the New Guardians”… their raison d’etre, or what exactly they’re supposed to guard, barely defined.
The story was built for one primary purpose, to unify like never before DC’s line of superhero titles for this singular event, no matter how ill-suited various heroes or teams were to dealing with the problems they posed. The biggest problem remains that the main 8-part mini-series collected here isn’t a whole story. It’s 8/45ths of a story. At the end of each chapter, cliffhangers and storylines are set-up which then carried forth into the tie-in books. By the time you return to the next chapter of the main Millennium series, most of the threads have been resolved and the story is moving forward in the wake of whatever happened elsewhere. As a collected edition, there’s likely no read more disjointed than this.
Even if I could forgive it’s compulsory tie-in reading, it’s tedious pace (which, for something that was a weekly series is saying a lot) and it’s pointlessness, the book’s script, written by Steve Englehart, is abominable. Englehart seriously tries to give his Chosen distinctive personalities and not play into cultural stereotypes, but he doesn’t do the same with all the other characters he’s given to write. There’s no distinctive voice between Superman, Green Lantern, Blue Beetle or Harbinger. They’re all privy to the same mood swings, the same contrived thoughts, and the way out-of-character sentiments. Englehart writes them as he needs them to act, not as they would act. He’s also in the unfortunate position of having to dole out copious amounts of exposition. Given the nature of the beast he’s written, the exposition not only relates to what had happened in the tie-in titles, but also past stories in many of the character’s histories. It’s a compounding mess of bad dialog, overwrought narration and cheesy thought balloons festering atop spoiled execution.
On art chores is Joe Staton, a veteran illustrator even at the time. A curious choice for an Event Comic, Staton has never been a fan favorite illustrator, not on the level of George Perez or John Byrne before him anyway. Even though he’s praised by the editor for his ability to draw distinctive figures, I find his work contradicts that, that his figures more often than not have a uniform look to them (although in a style uniquely his own) distinguishable only by costume or haircut. He tends to draw his characters lean (near emaciated), with long limbs and necks, thin (gaunt, even) faces, totally lacking any physical presence or power. His scene compositions range from decent to downright ugly, storytelling generally flowing okay, but breaks in panels often getting in the way. His figures are routinely stiff, losing the dynamics from the action, and consistency is also a problem. I noticed in the supermarket check out recently that Staton is now drawing Jughead comics, bringing to them a more “realistic” style. His work seems to have improved, and is well suited to the new Archie aesthetic, though still not something I find appealing.
Fan reaction for Millennium, in my experience, has never been positive, making this collection a curiosity. What’s the purpose of reissuing it? Most trades that come out reprinting older material play off nostalgia or lingering good will, neither of which Millennium has. It’s doesn’t work as a complete story, its script is painful, the art is unappealing, and it had no lasting effect on the DC Universe at all (The New Guardians series that spun out from it lasted 12 issues, and most of its characters never used again with any real meaning). Is it trying to bank off it’s tenuous conceptual connections to Final Crisis (the evolution of the human race into new gods) or Secret Invasion (the idea of dopplegangers or sleeper agents awakening to cause some angst)? Given the “Trust No One” subtitle, I’m guessing the latter.
1 out of 5 Vikings





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